








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
872 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 382 | 17% |
| Smokes | 582 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 561 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 669 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $257,533 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LDNN | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | HEA7 | 56% | 55 |
| #3 | Flicky | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | leekb0b | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | LG | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Flicky | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | leekb0b | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | LG | 50% | 10 |
| #6 | AJC- | 43% | 7 |
| #7 | DeeviL- | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LDNN | 2 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEA7 | 113 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Flicky | 113 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | LDNN | 78 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | DeeviL- | 35 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | LG | 27 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flicky | +2.19 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | lancelot | +1.34 | 89 | 61 |
| #3 | HEA7 | +1.34 | 88 | 65 |
| #4 | LG | -0.06 | 97 | 51 |
| #5 | LDNN | -0.19 | 92 | 60 |





