








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1031 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 130 matches | ||
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Esplay | 13 matches | 1,864 | |
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13667 | 35% |
| Smokes | 9824 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7398 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7841 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,080,836 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 490 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HessuHöpö | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | kelu | 59% | 51 |
| #3 | boobee ♡ on 143Hz | 57% | 83 |
| #4 | chondew | 56% | 235 |
| #5 | karhu | 55% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boobee ♡ on 143Hz | +1.48 | 61 | 65 |
| #2 | naku | +1.46 | 59 | 51 |
| #3 | NEKOD0S | +1.24 | 63 | 72 |
| #4 | HessuHöpö | +0.94 | 76 | 54 |
| #5 | Smulih | +0.43 | 58 | 64 |





