








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 634 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 440 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,928 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4787 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5211 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4297 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3633 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,225,437 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 336 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Litros | 47% | 191 |
| #2 | [LUJO] Nomad [R.S] | 47% | 320 |
| #3 | Ŧเгยɭคเร | 46% | 170 |
| #4 | Cronos | 44% | 279 |
| #5 | WᗯЄЄしЄ [R.S] | 44% | 305 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Litros | 47% | 191 |
| #2 | [LUJO] Nomad [R.S] | 47% | 320 |
| #3 | Ŧเгยɭคเร | 46% | 170 |
| #4 | Cronos | 44% | 279 |
| #5 | WᗯЄЄしЄ [R.S] | 44% | 305 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cronos | 30 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Ŧเгยɭคเร | 14 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | WᗯЄЄしЄ [R.S] | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | [LUJO] Nomad [R.S] | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Litros | 10 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LUJO] Nomad [R.S] | 829 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #2 | Cronos | 461 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | WᗯЄЄしЄ [R.S] | 260 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #4 | Litros | 177 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #5 | Ŧเгยɭคเร | 71 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cronos | +2.06 | 66 | 56 |
| #2 | KRAFOX | +0.96 | 27 | 52 |
| #3 | Ŧเгยɭคเร | +0.11 | 42 | 50 |
| #4 | Litros | -0.84 | 47 | 59 |
| #5 | [LUJO] Nomad [R.S] | -1.23 | 25 | 66 |





