








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 357 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1570 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3898 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3209 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2780 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,498,692 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KRAFOX | 47% | 191 |
| #3 | Ŧเгยɭคเร | 43% | 253 |
| #4 | Cronos | 42% | 364 |
| #5 | WᗯЄЄしЄ [R.S] | 42% | 412 |
| #6 | [LUJO] Nomad [R.S] | 41% | 271 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cronos | 26 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | KRAFOX | 19 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | WᗯЄЄしЄ [R.S] | 18 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Ŧเгยɭคเร | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | [LUJO] Nomad [R.S] | 8 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LUJO] Nomad [R.S] | 773 | 0.13 | 22 min |
| #2 | Cronos | 629 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #3 | KRAFOX | 361 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | WᗯЄЄしЄ [R.S] | 357 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| #5 | Ŧเгยɭคเร | 108 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cronos | +2.90 | 64 | 57 |
| #2 | KRAFOX | +0.90 | 21 | 53 |
| #3 | Ŧเгยɭคเร | -0.22 | 42 | 49 |
| #4 | Litros | -0.67 | 46 | 58 |
| #5 | [LUJO] Nomad [R.S] | -0.69 | 23 | 68 |





