








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 522 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4021 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,814 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2668 | 14% |
| Smokes | 5820 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6198 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4128 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,497,990 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KRAFOX | 44% | 305 |
| #2 | Cronos | 43% | 488 |
| #3 | Ŧเгยɭคเร | 43% | 404 |
| #4 | Litros | 42% | 412 |
| #5 | [LUJO] Nomad [R.S] | 42% | 447 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cronos | 40 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | KRAFOX | 26 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Ŧเгยɭคเร | 22 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Litros | 17 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | [LUJO] Nomad [R.S] | 14 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LUJO] Nomad [R.S] | 1199 | 0.13 | 34 min |
| #2 | Cronos | 811 | 0.08 | 21 min |
| #3 | KRAFOX | 575 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #4 | Litros | 363 | 0.04 | 11 min |
| #5 | Ŧเгยɭคเร | 193 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cronos | +2.85 | 65 | 57 |
| #2 | KRAFOX | +1.29 | 22 | 52 |
| #3 | Ŧเгยɭคเร | -0.11 | 44 | 49 |
| #4 | Litros | -0.64 | 46 | 58 |
| #5 | [LUJO] Nomad [R.S] | -1.02 | 22 | 66 |





