








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 871 | 32% |
| Smokes | 732 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 678 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 484 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $424,320 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carter227 | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | 5 | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | wajenn | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | TazMish | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | Soupre | 44% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soupre | 9 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | 5 | 8 | 0.0202 |
| #3 | soysauce | 6 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | TazMish | 6 | 0.0103 |
| #5 | wajenn | 3 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soupre | 144 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | TazMish | 135 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | wajenn | 63 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #4 | 5 | 56 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | soysauce | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TazMish | +5.22 | 68 | 68 |
| #2 | 5 | +3.89 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | carter227 | +3.84 | 86 | 36 |
| #4 | wajenn | +2.58 | 92 | 40 |
| #5 | Soupre | +2.45 | 57 | 56 |





