








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
285 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 446 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 103 | 23% |
| Smokes | 112 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 113 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 118 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $183,364 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | 即使沒有路我也會繼續 | 50% | 4 |
| #10 | scimitax | 47% | 17 |
| #11 | Hylsy4 | 43% | 7 |
| #12 | ben69fatmaniac | 38% | 8 |
| #13 | wott | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝘓𝘔𝘔 luws you <3 | 3 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | Jammu_BOB benstain | 3 | 0.0361 |
| #3 | scimitax | 2 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | wott | 2 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | behemoth | 2 | 0.0144 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | scimitax | 45 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | wott | 24 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #3 | Jammu_BOB benstain | 24 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #4 | behemoth | 17 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | 𝘓𝘔𝘔 luws you <3 | 16 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 即使沒有路我也會繼續 | +10.23 | 91 | 39 |
| #2 | 𝘓𝘔𝘔 luws you <3 | +8.80 | 85 | 37 |
| #3 | girlskibidi1 | +7.41 | 84 | 42 |
| #4 | behemoth | +3.78 | 56 | 42 |
| #5 | Jammu_BOB benstain | +2.15 | 58 | 61 |





