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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3084 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1346 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2486 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1924 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2045 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,538,660 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Zenxter | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | SKXFIJI | 45% | 233 |
| #6 | Darkenswift^ | 45% | 163 |
| #7 | nIZO | 41% | 56 |
| #8 | ChimpanWeen | 39% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JT | 20 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | SKXFIJI | 17 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | nIZO | 13 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | feelingsopretty | 12 | 0.0144 |
| #5 | Zenxter | 8 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKXFIJI | 756 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | Darkenswift^ | 554 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | JT | 392 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | Zenxter | 214 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | nIZO | 101 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nIZO | +2.65 | 47 | 57 |
| #2 | feelingsopretty | +1.65 | 66 | 43 |
| #3 | SKXFIJI | +1.23 | 54 | 68 |
| #4 | JT | +1.01 | 52 | 60 |
| #5 | Zenxter | +0.62 | 38 | 52 |





