








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,474 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3133 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2960 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1694 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2687 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,055,736 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 跟着水浪 | 67% | 52 |
| #2 | Rc.s | 65% | 79 |
| #3 | Just A Dreamer | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | 巴巴托斯干点正事吧! | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | 寻常的高手 | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rc.s | 230 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | 我是不適要改一下名字 | 211 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | 跟着水浪 | 191 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | ikun | 179 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | Æsir | 143 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 跟着水浪 | +2.12 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | ikun | +2.11 | 74 | 62 |
| #3 | Rc.s | +1.52 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | Cr.s | +1.43 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | 巴巴托斯干点正事吧! | +0.79 | 75 | 63 |





