








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 323 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4603 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,219 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4546 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5163 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3029 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3481 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,196,690 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ? | 67% | 52 |
| #2 | ❤️Megumi❤ | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | 揽月 | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | 巴巴托斯干点正事吧! | 57% | 91 |
| #5 | 2 | 56% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 寻常的高手 | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Rc.s | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | ikun | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | 2 | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | 巴巴托斯干点正事吧! | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rc.s | 493 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | ikun | 475 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | 我是不適要改一下名字 | 408 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | 寻常的高手 | 351 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | Just A Dreamer | 179 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2 | +2.26 | 66 | 53 |
| #2 | ❤️Megumi❤ | +2.25 | 77 | 76 |
| #3 | ikun | +1.03 | 77 | 59 |
| #4 | 揽月 | +0.79 | 81 | 70 |
| #5 | 跟着水浪 | +0.71 | 90 | 60 |





