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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 304 matches | ||
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2509 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2062 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1349 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 810 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,374,130 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chudzera | 55% | 40 |
| #2 | Jystir | 51% | 76 |
| #3 | Hawkish | 50% | 26 |
| 46% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chudzera | 55% | 40 |
| #2 | Jystir | 51% | 76 |
| #3 | Hawkish | 50% | 26 |
| 46% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11 | 0.0047 | ||
| #2 | Jystir | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jystir | 329 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | Chudzera | 107 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Hawkish | 105 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| 48 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chudzera | +0.95 | 66 | 43 |
| #2 | swag 7 | +0.93 | 45 | 28 |
| #3 | Jystir | -0.17 | 59 | 70 |
| #4 | Hawkish | -1.05 | 56 | 54 |
| -1.16 | 28 | 16 |





