








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1939 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,966 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5249 | 44% |
| Smokes | 2971 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1435 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2311 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $340,872 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wildesnoah | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | lolfeo | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | Mr.Wolf04 | 53% | 108 |
| #4 | .SilentStorm | 49% | 91 |
| #5 | Fabian | 49% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Shino | 47% | 74 |
| #7 | Sep | 43% | 23 |
| #8 | Swzzl | 39% | 110 |
| #9 | ~SpaceKalle~ | 37% | 19 |
| #10 | jjuergen | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swzzl | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Fabian | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | .SilentStorm | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Sep | 4 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | Mr.Wolf04 | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabian | 1006 | 0.31 | 28 min |
| #2 | Swzzl | 323 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | .SilentStorm | 179 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Shino | 139 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mr.Wolf04 | 131 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabian | +2.54 | 68 | 72 |
| #2 | lolfeo | +2.30 | 61 | 43 |
| #3 | .SilentStorm | +1.22 | 61 | 64 |
| #4 | ~SpaceKalle~ | +1.21 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | wildesnoah | +0.14 | 59 | 54 |





