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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1033 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 256 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3214 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2984 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2951 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2993 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,181,930 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 526 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YDIN Ebelski | 54 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | Ад Эльн | 21 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | LukatsuXD | 9 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | fireraCeツ | 6 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | Tomppa | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ад Эльн | 396 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | YDIN Ebelski | 290 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Tomppa | 137 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | LukatsuXD | 122 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | fireraCeツ | 42 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LukatsuXD | +4.76 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | Ад Эльн | +3.50 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | Tomppa | +2.10 | 80 | 42 |
| #4 | YDIN Ebelski | +1.79 | 73 | 56 |
| #5 | PuuroA | -0.18 | 75 | 60 |





