








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 721 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1397 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,660 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 702 | 26% |
| Smokes | 689 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 645 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 624 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $567,631 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | PuuroA | 63% | 106 |
| #5 | YDIN Ebelski | 61% | 46 |
| #6 | Ад Эльн | 59% | 37 |
| #7 | fireraCeツ | 55% | 11 |
| #8 | Reiska | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YDIN Ebelski | 9 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | PuuroA | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Reiska | 3 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | Ад Эльн | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | fireraCeツ | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuuroA | 287 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | Ад Эльн | 142 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | YDIN Ebelski | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Zoncuu | 68 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | LukatsuXD | 46 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LukatsuXD | +3.94 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | Ад Эльн | +3.88 | 78 | 78 |
| #3 | Zoncuu | +2.73 | 86 | 73 |
| #4 | Tomppa | +2.26 | 79 | 41 |
| #5 | YDIN Ebelski | +0.23 | 66 | 59 |





