








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 617 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 124 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,034 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3132 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2198 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2800 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1904 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,257,854 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ヴィンセント | 51% | 251 |
| #6 | PAINT | 49% | 51 |
| #7 | Lil_Gr33dy | 48% | 228 |
| #8 | supra | 48% | 92 |
| #9 | 👌🏿 | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ヴィンセント | 31 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Lil_Gr33dy | 19 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | 👌🏿 | 10 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | sLix マ | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | np for sLix ॐ | 8 | 0.0117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ヴィンセント | 561 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | Lil_Gr33dy | 207 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | np for sLix ॐ | 189 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #4 | PlodyRed | 164 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | 👌🏿 | 130 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PlodyRed | +3.45 | 89 | 52 |
| #2 | Lil_Gr33dy | +1.61 | 76 | 46 |
| #3 | 一次点击666 | +1.43 | 81 | 40 |
| #4 | PAINT | -0.02 | 89 | 58 |
| #5 | ヴィンセント | -0.51 | 59 | 70 |





