








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 107 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,271 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1270 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1554 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2116 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2331 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $673,865 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ム Lucas 𝐿𝑢𝑃𝑒𝑋 H | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Gruzilla | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | ム Lucas 𝐿𝑢𝑃𝑒𝑋 H | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | Lil_Gr33dy | 55% | 163 |
| #5 | ヴィンセント | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil_Gr33dy | 16 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | 一次点击666 | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | sLix マ | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | ム Lucas 𝐿𝑢𝑃𝑒𝑋 H | 3 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | cuntdestroyer69 | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil_Gr33dy | 142 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #2 | cuntdestroyer69 | 110 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #3 | PAINT | 94 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #4 | ヴィンセント | 73 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | sLix マ | 65 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ム Lucas 𝐿𝑢𝑃𝑒𝑋 H | +2.01 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | Lil_Gr33dy | +1.91 | 77 | 49 |
| #3 | 一次点击666 | +1.61 | 83 | 44 |
| #4 | supra | +1.56 | 70 | 52 |
| #5 | ム Lucas 𝐿𝑢𝑃𝑒𝑋 H | +1.32 | 89 | 34 |





