








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,685 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 650 | 18% |
| Smokes | 744 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1269 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1022 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $974,842 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 298 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓴𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮 | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | tratten042 | 58% | 36 |
| #3 | SigmaSlagarn | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Jamaicas hårdaste tuggare⭐ | 47% | 49 |
| #5 | justin bober | 45% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamaicas hårdaste tuggare⭐ | 33 | 0.0326 |
| #2 | justin bober | 24 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | dear faceit remove my ban | 17 | 0.0592 |
| #4 | tratten042 | 9 | 0.0126 |
| #5 | SigmaSlagarn | 4 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | justin bober | 136 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | NickNack79 | 133 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | 𝓴𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮 | 102 | 0.34 | 2 min |
| #4 | tratten042 | 75 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | dear faceit remove my ban | 18 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tratten042 | +3.33 | 58 | 42 |
| #2 | SigmaSlagarn | +2.94 | 62 | 20 |
| #3 | justin bober | +2.54 | 67 | 33 |
| #4 | Zoe C | +2.14 | 63 | 39 |
| #5 | 𝓴𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮 | +1.03 | 33 | 60 |





