








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1618 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 712 matches | ||
| Wingman | 283 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 140 matches | ||
| Esplay | 84 matches | 1,548 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 127 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




213 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,777 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3166 | 12% |
| Smokes | 8872 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 8797 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5942 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,258,928 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 811 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bränd i kolan | 51% | 117 |
| #2 | 𝓴𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮 | 49% | 181 |
| #3 | Head kevlar | 48% | 91 |
| #4 | NickNack79 | 48% | 254 |
| #5 | Flygande jävla pungkulan | 47% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tratten042 | 80 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Bränd i kolan | 49 | 0.0204 |
| #3 | Jamaicas hårdaste tuggare⭐ | 48 | 0.0211 |
| #4 | Faze Kenny K-pist | 39 | 0.0152 |
| #5 | Head kevlar | 28 | 0.0156 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tratten042 | 1061 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #2 | 𝓴𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮 | 886 | 0.25 | 19 min |
| #3 | NickNack79 | 860 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #4 | Faze Kenny K-pist | 287 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Bränd i kolan | 268 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Head kevlar | +1.70 | 60 | 50 |
| #2 | NickNack79 | +1.26 | 54 | 54 |
| #3 | tratten042 | +0.79 | 52 | 48 |
| #4 | justin bober | +0.70 | 61 | 35 |
| #5 | Flygande jävla pungkulan | +0.63 | 56 | 22 |





