








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 611 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1355 | 27% |
| Smokes | 693 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1666 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1369 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $978,030 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 342 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waste | 38 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | scandal play | 17 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Tony Rickardsson | 15 | 0.0145 |
| #4 | Zazyr ♿ | 13 | 0.0113 |
| #5 | Karak Osama | 12 | 0.0220 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waste | 301 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | scandal play | 129 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Zazyr ♿ | 73 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tony Rickardsson | 57 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Karak Osama | 48 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waste | +3.80 | 81 | 34 |
| #2 | scandal play | +1.46 | 74 | 40 |
| #3 | Zazyr ♿ | +0.35 | 52 | 30 |
| #4 | SPUNK | Igor | -0.52 | 54 | 42 |
| #5 | Karak Osama | -1.10 | 57 | 31 |





