








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,347 | |
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1035 | 34% |
| Smokes | 352 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 1042 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 611 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $924,084 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 696 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | liakol76 | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Zazyr ♿ | 55% | 55 |
| #3 | SPUNK | Igor | 51% | 53 |
| #4 | yescries | 50% | 14 |
| #5 | scandal play | 49% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waste | 29 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | SPUNK | Igor | 22 | 0.0213 |
| #3 | Karak Osama | 16 | 0.0257 |
| #4 | scandal play | 15 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Zazyr ♿ | 6 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waste | 260 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | scandal play | 142 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | SPUNK | Igor | 87 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Zazyr ♿ | 74 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Karak Osama | 67 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waste | +4.64 | 84 | 36 |
| #2 | scandal play | +3.90 | 78 | 42 |
| #3 | yescries | +3.83 | 78 | 50 |
| #4 | SPUNK | Igor | +2.02 | 63 | 40 |
| #5 | Zazyr ♿ | +0.89 | 55 | 31 |





