








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 645 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,560 | |
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,485 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 416 | 17% |
| Smokes | 695 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 837 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 537 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $624,671 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 228 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yescries | 85% | 13 |
| #2 | SPUNK | Igor | 59% | 56 |
| #3 | Karak Osama | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Tony Rickardsson | 55% | 55 |
| #5 | scandal play | 53% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPUNK | Igor | 37 | 0.0320 |
| #2 | waste | 27 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | Tony Rickardsson | 20 | 0.0180 |
| #4 | scandal play | 12 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Karak Osama | 10 | 0.0169 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waste | 217 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | SPUNK | Igor | 129 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | scandal play | 112 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tony Rickardsson | 61 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Karak Osama | 52 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waste | +3.68 | 77 | 38 |
| #2 | scandal play | +2.25 | 77 | 46 |
| #3 | yescries | +2.18 | 76 | 35 |
| #4 | SPUNK | Igor | +0.69 | 58 | 39 |
| #5 | Zazyr ♿ | +0.27 | 53 | 33 |





