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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,896 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 399 | 21% |
| Smokes | 656 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 323 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 518 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $94,550 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qqbiscuit2002 | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | 蛤 | 89% | 9 |
| #3 | 煙燻鮭魚 | 86% | 7 |
| #4 | Nob0dy | 79% | 19 |
| #5 | 小心 | 69% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cappuccino assassino | 256 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #2 | Smile<3 | 141 | 0.32 | 4 min |
| #3 | Nob0dy | 78 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kenny | 38 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | 蛤 | 30 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smile<3 | +6.92 | 83 | 57 |
| #2 | 蛤 | +4.77 | 84 | 39 |
| #3 | Krist^ | +4.18 | 68 | 68 |
| #4 | qqbiscuit2002 | +3.78 | 42 | 76 |
| #5 | 𝓐𝓻𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓷 | +3.33 | 48 | 50 |





