








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 144 matches | ||
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 148 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,357 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9202 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6738 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7456 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6961 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,156,644 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaDeer_- | 59% | 56 |
| #2 | 小心 | 57% | 72 |
| #3 | Smile<3 | 54% | 102 |
| #4 | 蛤 | 54% | 93 |
| #5 | qqbiscuit2002 | 53% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenny | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | LEo | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | qqbiscuit2002 | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | 蛤 | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Smile<3 | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenny | 1306 | 0.24 | 33 min |
| #2 | Smile<3 | 508 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | Green | 485 | 0.31 | 12 min |
| #4 | LEo | 481 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #5 | 蟲惑魔 | 462 | 0.28 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smile<3 | +3.05 | 80 | 69 |
| #2 | LEo | +2.40 | 53 | 61 |
| #3 | Ejectre | +1.90 | 43 | 22 |
| #4 | JaDeer_- | +1.79 | 64 | 62 |
| #5 | Krist^ | +1.71 | 61 | 64 |





