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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 650 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,108 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1845 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1469 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1259 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1535 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $394,327 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...




| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | tu omo | 44% | 9 |
| #10 | tuure | 44% | 16 |
| #11 | ![]() PillowHunter | 44% | 55 |
| #12 | ![]() sigmaeeki | 40% | 10 |
| #13 | ![]() SigmaCake (Peksin poju) | 40% | 20 |

| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() obbe | 10 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | ![]() vedexi | 9 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | ![]() BETAKLAKE | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | ![]() PillowHunter | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | ![]() SigmaCake (Peksin poju) | 3 | 0.0067 |

| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() vedexi | 272 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | ![]() PillowHunter | 219 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | ![]() obbe | 113 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | ![]() nestori | 109 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #5 | ![]() BETAKLAKE | 67 | 0.05 | 2 min |

| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() Aksu | +3.08 | 77 | 64 |
| #2 | ![]() niilo johannes tissari | +1.15 | 38 | 63 |
| #3 | ![]() ti$kari | +0.91 | 53 | 49 |
| #4 | ![]() PillowHunter | +0.72 | 64 | 55 |
| #5 | tuure | +0.48 | 74 | 53 |












