








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1224 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1836 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1358 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1913 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $560,944 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 448 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gohan | 55% | 148 |
| #2 | OB3S3CAM3L | 54% | 107 |
| #3 | ForceByte | 53% | 119 |
| #4 | Gongen | 52% | 61 |
| #5 | DeaThBYvideOgme | 50% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gohan | 55% | 148 |
| #2 | OB3S3CAM3L | 54% | 107 |
| #3 | ForceByte | 53% | 119 |
| #4 | Gongen | 52% | 61 |
| #5 | DeaThBYvideOgme | 50% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gohan | 47 | 0.0155 |
| #2 | OB3S3CAM3L | 19 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | Gongen | 15 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | ForceByte | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | DeaThBYvideOgme | 6 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gohan | 581 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | ForceByte | 298 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | OB3S3CAM3L | 254 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | DeaThBYvideOgme | 197 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Gongen | 183 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gohan | +4.24 | 81 | 50 |
| #2 | Gongen | +1.51 | 67 | 49 |
| #3 | The Little Giant ✪ | +1.21 | 75 | 55 |
| #4 | OB3S3CAM3L | -1.44 | 34 | 38 |
| #5 | ForceByte | -2.53 | 24 | 53 |





