








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,844 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 947 | 25% |
| Smokes | 986 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1050 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 861 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $212,265 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Little Giant ✪ | 53% | 119 |
| #2 | DeaThBYvideOgme | 43% | 46 |
| #3 | OB3S3CAM3L | 43% | 65 |
| #4 | Gongen | 42% | 24 |
| #5 | gohan | 39% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Little Giant ✪ | 53% | 119 |
| #2 | DeaThBYvideOgme | 43% | 46 |
| #3 | OB3S3CAM3L | 43% | 65 |
| #4 | Gongen | 42% | 24 |
| #5 | gohan | 39% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Little Giant ✪ | 33 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | gohan | 13 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | OB3S3CAM3L | 8 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | DeaThBYvideOgme | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Gongen | 5 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gohan | 230 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | The Little Giant ✪ | 161 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | OB3S3CAM3L | 142 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | DeaThBYvideOgme | 130 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Gongen | 79 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gohan | +5.18 | 79 | 52 |
| #2 | The Little Giant ✪ | +2.85 | 76 | 51 |
| #3 | Gongen | +1.38 | 68 | 52 |
| #4 | OB3S3CAM3L | -1.27 | 33 | 38 |
| #5 | ForceByte | -2.66 | 25 | 54 |





