








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 346 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3730 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3650 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2832 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2134 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,115,877 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | omich | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | Peppe30k | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | Ãrthur | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | W1nn1ng PuPu | 49% | 67 |
| #5 | Pennanenn | 49% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pennanenn | 10 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | jaLlu | 10 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | Testamenttimagneetti | 5 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | omich | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | OldMinglee | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppe30k | 230 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #2 | Pennanenn | 172 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ãrthur | 149 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | jaLlu | 140 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | RuNTu | 106 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ãrthur | +3.98 | 87 | 80 |
| #2 | omich | +2.50 | 85 | 61 |
| #3 | W1nn1ng PuPu | +1.96 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | Peppe30k | +1.92 | 63 | 71 |
| #5 | RuNTu | +1.38 | 82 | 60 |





