








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1053 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8777 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3775 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6052 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5657 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5531 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,304,847 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 865 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Boiy. | 44% | 66 |
| #8 | kurre | 43% | 132 |
| #9 | HighPie🌿💨🥧 | 43% | 72 |
| #10 | röökiluukku | 43% | 140 |
| #11 | Themeza | 33% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | röökiluukku | 27 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | kurre | 21 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | ⛧Kuusipuu⛧ | 19 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | TERH0 | 14 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Themeza01 | 12 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛧Kuusipuu⛧ | 597 | 0.06 | 13 min |
| #2 | Themeza01 | 235 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | HighPie🌿💨🥧 | 189 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | TERH0 | 144 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Themeza | 120 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boiy. | +4.47 | 83 | 53 |
| #2 | TERH0 | +3.29 | 78 | 52 |
| #3 | Themeza01 | +2.32 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | ⛧Kuusipuu⛧ | +1.07 | 61 | 47 |
| #5 | Superroisto | +0.84 | 63 | 49 |





