








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1439 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 319 matches | ||
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4176 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5906 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8699 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 5439 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,477,524 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1428 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L✪r3nS.s | 58% | 109 |
| #2 | FREEDOM FIGHTER #212 | 55% | 65 |
| #3 | sosa | 50% | 104 |
| #4 | Knivar | 50% | 305 |
| #5 | TaO` L² | 49% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MehdIMAX | 57 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Knivar | 52 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | sosa | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | L✪r3nS.s | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | TaO` L² | 5 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MehdIMAX | 1914 | 0.13 | 46 min |
| #2 | L✪r3nS.s | 578 | 0.26 | 15 min |
| #3 | Knivar | 513 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | ReflexGirl ♡ | 499 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | TaO` L² | 385 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L✪r3nS.s | +3.46 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | MehdIMAX | +2.51 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | FREEDOM FIGHTER #212 | +2.26 | 81 | 64 |
| #4 | sosa | +1.86 | 77 | 53 |
| #5 | Knivar | +1.50 | 75 | 48 |





