








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 757 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 124 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5029 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3284 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4569 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4356 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3869 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,287,085 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2758 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L✪r3nS.s | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | FREEDOM FIGHTER #212 | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | TaO` L² | 52% | 105 |
| #4 | Noksu | 50% | 52 |
| #5 | Angry man | 50% | 305 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MehdIMAX | 1003 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #2 | Angry man | 384 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | TaO` L² | 269 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | L✪r3nS.s | 240 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #5 | ReflexGirl ♡ | 235 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MehdIMAX | +2.33 | 76 | 66 |
| #2 | L✪r3nS.s | +2.17 | 67 | 67 |
| #3 | FREEDOM FIGHTER #212 | +1.49 | 80 | 70 |
| #4 | Knivar | +1.18 | 75 | 49 |
| #5 | Noksu | -1.48 | 64 | 57 |





