








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 41 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
847 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,981 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1213 | 30% |
| Smokes | 914 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 911 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 943 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $479,166 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🔥 | 50% | 64 |
| #2 | Praga dos Infernos | 47% | 75 |
| #3 | Dumont Romantic | 46% | 123 |
| #4 | Silveraa | 45% | 33 |
| #5 | yatess | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🔥 | 50% | 64 |
| #2 | Praga dos Infernos | 47% | 75 |
| #3 | Dumont Romantic | 46% | 123 |
| #4 | Silveraa | 45% | 33 |
| #5 | yatess | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dumont Romantic | 19 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | Praga dos Infernos | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | 🔥 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Silveraa | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dumont Romantic | 515 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | Praga dos Infernos | 216 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | 🔥 | 118 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Silveraa | 93 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | yatess | 35 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🔥 | +1.46 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | Dumont Romantic | +1.05 | 69 | 73 |
| #3 | yatess | +0.50 | 61 | 44 |
| #4 | Silveraa | +0.31 | 68 | 51 |
| #5 | ethereal | -1.72 | 52 | 50 |





