








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 300 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,830 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2399 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1749 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 490 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 1192 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,036,980 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remember To Recycle | 88% | 16 |
| #2 | Tbonelul | 74% | 27 |
| #3 | 🔥 | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | Dumont Romantic | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | Praga dos Infernos | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Tbonelul | 74% | 27 |
| #3 | 🔥 | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | Dumont Romantic | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | Praga dos Infernos | 48% | 25 |
| #6 | ethereal | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dumont Romantic | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Praga dos Infernos | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | ethereal | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Remember To Recycle | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dumont Romantic | 123 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | ethereal | 98 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Praga dos Infernos | 83 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tbonelul | 80 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | 🔥 | 44 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remember To Recycle | +2.52 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | 🔥 | +1.99 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | Dumont Romantic | +1.30 | 68 | 74 |
| #4 | Tbonelul | +1.26 | 63 | 69 |
| #5 | Silveraa | +0.71 | 73 | 57 |





