








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 391 matches | ||
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 159 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,503 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3245 | 9% |
| Smokes | 10808 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 10704 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 9746 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,959,767 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Veiski | 48% | 533 |
| #2 | Demonara | 45% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Veiski | 48% | 533 |
| #2 | Demonara | 45% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Veiski | 27 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Demonara | 7 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.Veiski | 341 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #2 | Demonara | 211 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G-37 || Kainu | +0.49 | 38 | 58 |
| #2 | Mr.Veiski | -0.75 | 39 | 36 |
| #3 | Demonara | -2.74 | 16 | 35 |





