








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1078 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 274 matches | ||
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,901 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1346 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2395 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5189 | 52% |
| Molotovs | 971 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $768,364 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 838 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G-37 || Kainu | 48% | 533 |
| #2 | Demonara | 45% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G-37 || Kainu | 48% | 533 |
| #2 | Demonara | 45% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G-37 || Kainu | 21 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Demonara | 11 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G-37 || Kainu | 499 | 0.05 | 12 min |
| #2 | Demonara | 258 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G-37 || Kainu | +0.78 | 38 | 59 |
| #2 | Mr.Veiski | -0.52 | 40 | 36 |
| #3 | Demonara | -2.46 | 18 | 35 |





