








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 329 | 16% |
| Smokes | 518 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 586 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 607 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $592,299 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaromír Vyplata | 51% | 45 |
| #2 | YTB - Sec0nd | 51% | 98 |
| #3 | Mr_Čistota | 48% | 84 |
| #4 | C$NVBG | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | Skibidi Tomi Paci | 43% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | YTB - Sec0nd | 51% | 98 |
| #3 | Mr_Čistota | 48% | 84 |
| #4 | C$NVBG | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | Skibidi Tomi Paci | 43% | 104 |
| #6 | pestzxx | 36% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YTB - Sec0nd | 33 | 0.0171 |
| #2 | Jaromír Vyplata | 16 | 0.0179 |
| #3 | Skibidi Tomi Paci | 15 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | C$NVBG | 6 | 0.0100 |
| #5 | pestzxx | 5 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YTB - Sec0nd | 572 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #2 | Skibidi Tomi Paci | 191 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | C$NVBG | 90 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jaromír Vyplata | 38 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mr_Čistota | 27 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaromír Vyplata | +4.62 | 77 | 36 |
| #2 | YTB - Sec0nd | +2.68 | 54 | 48 |
| #3 | bufy585 | +1.71 | 56 | 41 |
| #4 | Skibidi Tomi Paci | -2.35 | 26 | 36 |
| #5 | Mr_Čistota | -3.13 | 35 | 13 |





