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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 389 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 70 | 18% |
| Smokes | 88 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 60 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 171 | 44% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,403 of utility $32 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 444 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kardel Petrželkoulovišňovnič | 39% | 31 |
| #4 | bufy585 | 36% | 47 |
| #5 | Mr_Čistota | 36% | 140 |
| #6 | Skibidi Tomi Paci | 34% | 145 |
| #7 | YTB - Sec0nd | 32% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YTB - Sec0nd | 30 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | bufy585 | 18 | 0.0190 |
| #3 | Skibidi Tomi Paci | 17 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | Mr_Čistota | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Kardel Petrželkoulovišňovnič | 9 | 0.0179 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C$NVBG | +5.68 | 62 | 56 |
| #2 | YTB - Sec0nd | +5.30 | 59 | 51 |
| #3 | Kardel Petrželkoulovišňovnič | +2.53 | 56 | 39 |
| #4 | bufy585 | +1.86 | 61 | 39 |
| #5 | Skibidi Tomi Paci | +0.11 | 36 | 37 |





