








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1240 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 146 | 22% |
| Smokes | 188 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 179 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 142 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $166,417 of utility $25 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DRAGON BLOOD | 45% | 262 |
| #2 | Zurako | 42% | 225 |
| #3 | Pochi | 39% | 23 |
| #4 | Cursed_Destroyer | 39% | 36 |
| #5 | Darkness | 38% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DRAGON BLOOD | 45% | 262 |
| #2 | Zurako | 42% | 225 |
| #3 | Pochi | 39% | 23 |
| #4 | Cursed_Destroyer | 39% | 36 |
| #5 | Darkness | 38% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DRAGON BLOOD | 28 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Zurako | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Darkness | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Pochi | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Cursed_Destroyer | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DRAGON BLOOD | 492 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | Zurako | 115 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #3 | Darkness | 59 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | Pochi | 46 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Cursed_Destroyer | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pochi | +6.44 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | Zurako | +5.44 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | Darkness | +5.33 | 81 | 48 |
| #4 | DRAGON BLOOD | +2.08 | 55 | 51 |
| #5 | marijuana | -6.62 | 6 | 10 |





