








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 457 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




106 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3450 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4688 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4593 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3404 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,384,954 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3366 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | imajerk | 63% | 349 |
| #8 | Saqib | 55% | 149 |
| #9 | waste | 51% | 188 |
| #10 | T1m3out | 36% | 44 |
| #11 | K A N T E N H A L T E R | 4% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imajerk | +3.19 | 95 | 47 |
| #2 | Kevin | +2.75 | 96 | 32 |
| #3 | PEDER LEFT ARM MISSING IN KOREA | +2.03 | 92 | 56 |
| #4 | Fracty | +1.97 | 92 | 37 |
| #5 | waste | +1.61 | 85 | 54 |





