








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
768 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 163 | 16% |
| Smokes | 405 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 223 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 225 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $190,548 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Jammu_BOB benstain | 58% | 12 |
| #10 | scimitax | 56% | 9 |
| #11 | JariKari38 | 50% | 4 |
| #12 | Tōkyō Gūru | 43% | 7 |
| #13 | Hylsy4 | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jammu_BOB benstain | 8 | 0.0362 |
| #2 | ben69fatmaniac | 6 | 0.0359 |
| #3 | Shingeki no Kyojin | 4 | 0.0145 |
| #4 | behemoth | 3 | 0.0142 |
| #5 | scimitax | 3 | 0.0173 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jammu_BOB benstain | 68 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #2 | wott | 43 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | 來自大王國的紫魔女 | 37 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | scimitax | 32 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #5 | behemoth | 30 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 即使沒有路我也會繼續 | +9.10 | 87 | 41 |
| #2 | wott | +3.11 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | scimitax | +0.94 | 47 | 60 |
| #4 | 來自大王國的紫魔女 | +0.67 | 70 | 43 |
| #5 | behemoth | +0.56 | 52 | 63 |





