








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1040 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 397 matches | ||
| Faceit | 133 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,092 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6081 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6339 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4682 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3990 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,175,014 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3438 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inperfecto | 68% | 95 |
| #2 | Palestine doesn't exist | 58% | 84 |
| #3 | Reverse Shell.exe | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inperfecto | 68% | 95 |
| #2 | Palestine doesn't exist | 58% | 84 |
| #3 | Reverse Shell.exe | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inperfecto | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Palestine doesn't exist | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Reverse Shell.exe | 4 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inperfecto | 227 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | Palestine doesn't exist | 209 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Reverse Shell.exe | 45 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inperfecto | +1.37 | 77 | 45 |
| #2 | AJ | +1.27 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | Palestine doesn't exist | -0.70 | 66 | 69 |
| #4 | Reverse Shell.exe | -0.83 | 58 | 62 |





