








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,888 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1730 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1803 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1593 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1762 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $261,506 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭐Grizz⭐ | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | joe | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | AJ | 58% | 84 |
| #4 | ุ | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | Inperfecto | 57% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJ | 269 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | Inperfecto | 186 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Reverse Shell.exe | 45 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | shu | 26 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | ุ | 15 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭐Grizz⭐ | +2.31 | 77 | 49 |
| #2 | AJ | +2.09 | 75 | 53 |
| #3 | Inperfecto | +1.05 | 75 | 45 |
| #4 | Palestine doesn't exist | +0.43 | 71 | 67 |
| #5 | joe | -0.79 | 53 | 38 |





