








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Faceit | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4133 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,045 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4168 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2930 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3042 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2905 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,643,359 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 388 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bamb | 61% | 64 |
| #2 | T | 59% | 142 |
| #3 | 23k | 58% | 171 |
| #4 | Nkae | 58% | 179 |
| #5 | Atxmik | 58% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | T | 59% | 142 |
| #3 | 23k | 58% | 171 |
| #4 | Nkae | 58% | 179 |
| #5 | Atxmik | 58% | 138 |
| #6 | Nova | 56% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 23k | 20 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | T | 17 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Nkae | 14 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Bamb | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | Nova | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nkae | 960 | 0.25 | 25 min |
| #2 | 23k | 822 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #3 | T | 736 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #4 | Atxmik | 365 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #5 | Bamb | 224 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nkae | +3.51 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | 23k | +1.55 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | T | +1.05 | 50 | 60 |
| #4 | Jayⓩ | +0.15 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | Atxmik | -0.86 | 65 | 57 |





