








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 552 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7076 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8025 | 26% |
| Smokes | 10919 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 5950 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5733 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,977,164 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 950 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raffel Biceps | +1.99 | 86 | 40 |
| #2 | vitkani | +1.23 | 48 | 58 |
| #3 | AbgasAchim | +0.18 | 63 | 50 |
| #4 | Matze1104 | -0.50 | 39 | 60 |
| #5 | 3xistinq | -2.38 | 49 | 41 |





