








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 604 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 580 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,759 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10198 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6502 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7539 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5520 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,942,758 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raffel Biceps | 54% | 82 |
| #2 | ScorP | 53% | 131 |
| #3 | vitkani | 49% | 344 |
| #4 | Melli MiXX | 48% | 56 |
| #5 | AbgasAchim | 48% | 251 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vitkani | 793 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #2 | AbgasAchim | 343 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | ScorP | 268 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | 3xistinq | 262 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Versuchs doch | 97 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raffel Biceps | +3.17 | 85 | 42 |
| #2 | vitkani | +1.29 | 48 | 56 |
| #3 | plupp | +0.52 | 37 | 56 |
| #4 | AbgasAchim | +0.29 | 63 | 46 |
| #5 | Matze1104 | -0.14 | 40 | 60 |





