








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 231 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,928 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1237 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1475 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1725 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1491 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,244,962 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 410 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Incha'Allah peek Taoufiakqc | 380 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | Helt | 376 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | JΛBxy. | 201 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Franjoo38 | 192 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Whenz | 151 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Franjoo38 | +4.67 | 74 | 32 |
| #2 | Incha'Allah peek Taoufiakqc | +4.52 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | Helt | +3.71 | 47 | 63 |
| #4 | Whenz | +2.56 | 70 | 44 |
| #5 | JΛBxy. | +2.48 | 67 | 54 |





