








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3849 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3975 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3157 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4227 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,726,031 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toto le roi | 74% | 69 |
| #2 | Sandrey | 67% | 138 |
| #3 | Franjoo38 | 67% | 255 |
| #4 | JΛBxy. | 63% | 38 |
| #5 | Whenz | 63% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Franjoo38 | +3.60 | 72 | 39 |
| #2 | Incha'Allah peek Taoufiakqc | +3.47 | 71 | 65 |
| #3 | Helt | +2.47 | 49 | 63 |
| #4 | Meow91130 | +1.63 | 56 | 78 |
| #5 | Whenz | +1.50 | 71 | 43 |





