








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 586 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2799 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4074 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5207 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2327 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,126,020 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0hN1ck | 53% | 49 |
| #2 | K1VoP #RIPCS2 | 50% | 520 |
| #3 | JESUS! | 46% | 427 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0hN1ck | 53% | 49 |
| #2 | K1VoP #RIPCS2 | 50% | 520 |
| #3 | JESUS! | 46% | 427 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JESUS! | 3 | 0.0003 |
| #2 | K1VoP #RIPCS2 | 1 | 0.0001 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1VoP #RIPCS2 | 3021 | 0.26 | 72 min |
| #2 | JESUS! | 2054 | 0.21 | 54 min |
| #3 | J0hN1ck | 120 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1VoP #RIPCS2 | +1.03 | 68 | 74 |
| #2 | CERGIY_BABKIN | +0.82 | 81 | 49 |
| #3 | JESUS! | -1.87 | 45 | 73 |
| #4 | J0hN1ck | -4.20 | 34 | 51 |





