








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 756 matches | ||
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14099 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 77,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 24943 | 32% |
| Smokes | 20118 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 16691 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 15331 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $866,210 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1095 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0hN1ck | 57% | 247 |
| #2 | saquinnx | 56% | 73 |
| #3 | JESUS! | 53% | 1043 |
| #4 | CERGIY_BABKIN | 50% | 520 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0hN1ck | 57% | 247 |
| #2 | saquinnx | 56% | 73 |
| #3 | JESUS! | 53% | 1043 |
| #4 | CERGIY_BABKIN | 50% | 520 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JESUS! | 37 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | CERGIY_BABKIN | 4 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | saquinnx | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | J0hN1ck | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JESUS! | 4265 | 0.20 | 111 min |
| #2 | CERGIY_BABKIN | 611 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #3 | J0hN1ck | 380 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | saquinnx | 13 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1VoP #RIPCS2 | +2.19 | 72 | 76 |
| #2 | CERGIY_BABKIN | +0.62 | 81 | 49 |
| #3 | JESUS! | -1.23 | 45 | 70 |
| #4 | saquinnx | -1.66 | 59 | 32 |
| #5 | J0hN1ck | -2.66 | 48 | 57 |





