








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 270 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2157 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2932 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2943 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2665 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,139,107 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1VoP #RIPCS2 | 57% | 247 |
| #2 | LukiFlyki | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | marin | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | saquinnx | 54% | 57 |
| #5 | JESUS! | 54% | 306 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | LukiFlyki | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | marin | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | saquinnx | 54% | 57 |
| #5 | JESUS! | 54% | 306 |
| #6 | CERGIY_BABKIN | 53% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JESUS! | 29 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | K1VoP #RIPCS2 | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | saquinnx | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | CERGIY_BABKIN | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | marin | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JESUS! | 1204 | 0.20 | 34 min |
| #2 | K1VoP #RIPCS2 | 1095 | 0.22 | 27 min |
| #3 | CERGIY_BABKIN | 57 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | marin | 23 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | LukiFlyki | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1VoP #RIPCS2 | +3.59 | 75 | 76 |
| #2 | CERGIY_BABKIN | +1.83 | 85 | 53 |
| #3 | JESUS! | +0.44 | 50 | 70 |
| #4 | LukiFlyki | -0.16 | 58 | 47 |
| #5 | saquinnx | -1.18 | 60 | 33 |





