








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1082 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 440 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9130 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3401 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3109 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4663 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3087 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,644,893 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 591 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | exp | 68% | 44 |
| #2 | CS2 PLEB | 57% | 46 |
| #3 | Paradise | 56% | 62 |
| #4 | ghettobird | 49% | 76 |
| #5 | Tupac_Jesus | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | CS2 PLEB | 57% | 46 |
| #3 | Paradise | 56% | 62 |
| #4 | ghettobird | 49% | 76 |
| #5 | Tupac_Jesus | 44% | 43 |
| #6 | profvt | 33% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ghettobird | 13 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | profvt | 10 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | CS2 PLEB | 7 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | exp | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Paradise | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ghettobird | 241 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | exp | 227 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #3 | Paradise | 189 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | CS2 PLEB | 164 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | Tupac_Jesus | 49 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bam | +3.05 | 87 | 48 |
| #2 | exp | +2.35 | 90 | 74 |
| #3 | ghettobird | +0.45 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | Paradise | +0.24 | 70 | 54 |
| #5 | CS2 PLEB | +0.05 | 85 | 59 |





